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Word Krispies Game – Saints vs Queers

TheTruth — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 06:40:30 +0000

Saints win by a 250 point spread.

‘Nuff Said.

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The AvaTards Collection

TheTruth — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:58:47 +0000

NEW! I’m creating a new section on the blog called, "The AvaTards Collection" which will display funny Avatar pictures making fun of Avatar and liberals!

The collection consists of Na`vi (blue creatures of Avatar) doing stuff that liberals can’t stand, as well as ugly liberal faces being imposed on ugly Na`vi pictures. There are even special guest appearances by the other Avatar (that air bender dude). What Avatar series would be complete without him?

I’ve disabled comments within the new section, but feel free to post your comments on this post.

Go ahead and check out the funny Avatar pictures that are currently in the collection and be sure to check back often, as there is a never-ending slew of goodness that will irritate the hell out of liberals!

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Trial Shows Liberals Aren’t Exactly Stupid

TheTruth — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:31:23 +0000

British researchers have discovered that liberals have a somewhat decent memory and can remember the faces of other animals in their mob, as well as dogs and people.

The Babraham Institute, in the UK, tested 20 liberals by putting them through a maze, using pictures of sheep faces as signposts.

The animals notched up an 80% success rate and remembered the faces for up to 2 years.

Scientist Keith Kendrick told Phillip Williams, liberals should be kept with their friends and hopefully have the same politicians handling them.

Keith Kendrick: Clearly, if they’re recognizing lots of faces and remembering them for a lot of time, to try to keep a stable socialist environment, keep the bastards together for long periods of time, not chop and change their communes. And that includes, of course, the big government that looks after them.

Phillip Williams: So, perhaps if there was going to be hope and change, you could have a mask that everyone could wear. Same person every time, perhaps obama, reid or pelosi?

Keith Kendrick: Well, at least, if you could keep them stable, I mean, we don’t like having our communes chopped and changed too much!

Original article at: http://www.abc.net.au/rural/news/stories/s412577.htm

For more about liberal stupidity and how to crush it, check out Dr. Lyle H. Rossiter’s, “The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness“